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She Loves You And So Do I

I’m sorry but all the posts I’ve been seeing around the interwebs with the hashtag #vaca make me laugh because to me, I read it as “cow”. That’s right - vaca is cow in Spanish.

Maybe vacay would work? But then, when would I lolz?

— 1 month ago
#vaca  #vacay  #vacation  #lolz  #spanish  #language jokes  #I wonder if I'm the only one who lolz at vaca  #i would probz lolz at their vacay pics 

falloutwomen:

confesses to a murder via text post because no one reads my posts anyways

(Source: muffledjazzmusic, via pizza)

— 10 months ago with 25133 notes
#heyyyyooooo  #loljk  #but seriously tho  #nobody reads them  #hahaha  #lolz 

lookwhathappenswithalovelikethat:

theshadowsinthesun:

This is such an amalgamation of things and I like it

This is absolutely amazing. 

(Source: theamericankid, via lovechildbianky)

— 10 months ago with 166291 notes
#comics  #lolz 

obsidian-order:

clavisa:

This is a fucking hilarious video of “Innuendo Bingo” on the BBC with the actor who played Neville Longbottom. As far as I can tell it’s a program where they make the participants fill their mouths with water and then listen to hilarious innuendo-filled clips. I kinda want to have a home-viewing party where we play along. I haven’t laughed so hard in ages.

This is important. Please watch.

(via casandthewinchesters)

— 10 months ago with 46784 notes
#neville longbottom  #video  #lolz  #bbc shizz 
Okay - everytime I see this part in the video, I’m like: “Damn, that’s a great makeup artist because his makeup doesn’t smudge as he drags his finger through it like that! Nicely done.”

Okay - everytime I see this part in the video, I’m like: “Damn, that’s a great makeup artist because his makeup doesn’t smudge as he drags his finger through it like that! Nicely done.”

(via graminivores)

— 1 year ago with 8563 notes
#MCR  #don't judge me because i love mcr  #gerard way  #my chemical romance  #makeup  #Helena  #lolz 

Just what I need on a Saturday: my boss calls me & I have to tell her the cable she’s looking for was ripped in half last year (even though I already told her), then she puts me on the phone with an employee at the music store she’s at so I can ask for a replacement cable for her because she’s calling it an 8-inch cable instead of an eighth-inch cable.

— 1 year ago
#SMH  #work-related  #lolz 
favoritesticle:

Bane wants to know if anyone has seen a girl with hair like this…

favoritesticle:

Bane wants to know if anyone has seen a girl with hair like this…

(via socraticjedi)

— 1 year ago with 25463 notes
#bane  #batman  #ramona flowers  #lolz  #queue 
edwardspoonhands:

mldmnnrdrprtr:

crazylipgloss:

thebatmanchild:

athagazagoraphobic:

invisicanada:

About three things I was absolutely positive. First, I had a pokemon. Second, there was a part of me - and I didn’t know how dominant that part might be - that wanted to be the very best, like no one ever was. Third, Gary Oak was unconditionally and irrevocably a douchenozzle.

Reblogging for the comment

How old are you? 
“ten”
How long have you been ten?
“…”

HOW LONG HAVE YOU BEEN TEN

Misty looked at Ash, his breathing still heavy from carrying her on his bike as fast as he could through the long grass outside of Pallet Town.
“You’re eyes are impossibly huge and black,” Misty said. “Your hair is… incredibly pointy, and doesn’t need product. Your face changes size and shape based on your feelings… and sometimes you speak like - like you’re from the 90’s. You never spend money on anything; you don’t go to the bathroom.”
The silence hung there, thick and heavy like a Snorlax blocking the bike path. 
“How old are you?” Misty asked, not sure if she wanted to know.
“Ten,” Ash replied, with a slight smirk and an almost amused tone.
Misty new that wasn’t true. Ash wasn’t like the other boys her age. He wasn’t even like her older sisters who ran the gym in Cerulean City. He was wiser and his passion was genuine.
Ash didn’t just want to catch them all, he needed to. He was going to be the best there ever was no matter how long it took, which gave Misty this nagging in the back of her mind. She had to know for sure.
“How long have you been ten?” she asked. Her voice weak, knowing full well the answer could change everything she thought she knew.
“A while…” Ash said. His voice trailing off, as if he were losing himself in a flood of memories.
Misty let out a faint gasp. She knew now. She was certain.
“I know what you are,” she declared, as if whatever had been holding her back from accepting the truth, finally let go of her hand and let her fall right down the Diglett hole.
Ash eyes were alive now, flickering like the flame on a Charmander’s tale.
He stared right into her and said, ”Say it… out loud. Say it.”
Misty’s heart was pounding louder than the thud of a Marowak’s bone club attack.
Despite the now eerily silent meadow, she could barely be heard as she whispered, “Pokemon Trainer.”

Woah…Karen Kavett made this image after I said to her “Wouldn’t it be hilarious if the cover of twilight was a pokeball instead of an apple.” I had no idea it had now been reblogged 150,000 times. This makes me feel weird. I don’t even know how it got out into the world…did I blog it? I can prove it was Karen though, because I have the High Res version!
Huge thumbs up to the comments on this though.

edwardspoonhands:

mldmnnrdrprtr:

crazylipgloss:

thebatmanchild:

athagazagoraphobic:

invisicanada:

About three things I was absolutely positive. First, I had a pokemon. Second, there was a part of me - and I didn’t know how dominant that part might be - that wanted to be the very best, like no one ever was. Third, Gary Oak was unconditionally and irrevocably a douchenozzle.

Reblogging for the comment

How old are you? 

“ten”

How long have you been ten?

“…”

HOW LONG HAVE YOU BEEN TEN

Misty looked at Ash, his breathing still heavy from carrying her on his bike as fast as he could through the long grass outside of Pallet Town.

“You’re eyes are impossibly huge and black,” Misty said. “Your hair is… incredibly pointy, and doesn’t need product. Your face changes size and shape based on your feelings… and sometimes you speak like - like you’re from the 90’s. You never spend money on anything; you don’t go to the bathroom.”

The silence hung there, thick and heavy like a Snorlax blocking the bike path. 

“How old are you?” Misty asked, not sure if she wanted to know.

“Ten,” Ash replied, with a slight smirk and an almost amused tone.

Misty new that wasn’t true. Ash wasn’t like the other boys her age. He wasn’t even like her older sisters who ran the gym in Cerulean City. He was wiser and his passion was genuine.

Ash didn’t just want to catch them all, he needed to. He was going to be the best there ever was no matter how long it took, which gave Misty this nagging in the back of her mind. She had to know for sure.

“How long have you been ten?” she asked. Her voice weak, knowing full well the answer could change everything she thought she knew.

“A while…” Ash said. His voice trailing off, as if he were losing himself in a flood of memories.

Misty let out a faint gasp. She knew now. She was certain.

“I know what you are,” she declared, as if whatever had been holding her back from accepting the truth, finally let go of her hand and let her fall right down the Diglett hole.

Ash eyes were alive now, flickering like the flame on a Charmander’s tale.

He stared right into her and said, ”Say it… out loud. Say it.”

Misty’s heart was pounding louder than the thud of a Marowak’s bone club attack.

Despite the now eerily silent meadow, she could barely be heard as she whispered, “Pokemon Trainer.”

Woah…Karen Kavett made this image after I said to her “Wouldn’t it be hilarious if the cover of twilight was a pokeball instead of an apple.” I had no idea it had now been reblogged 150,000 times. This makes me feel weird. I don’t even know how it got out into the world…did I blog it? I can prove it was Karen though, because I have the High Res version!

Huge thumbs up to the comments on this though.

(Source: setyourphaserstostun, via sex-coffee-and-comicbooks)

— 1 year ago with 451474 notes
#pokemon  #lolz  #crying  #twilight  #queue