Hippies might. Vegans might. Hipsters might. If you made the tofu, you might… (Taken with Instagram at Hardee’s)
i’m going to start handing out high-fives after i see people eat tofu.
ATTN: EVERY ONE OF MY FRIENDS
I hi five after eating tofu every time because I don’t feel like a swarthy greasy sack of shit and I know I’ll be able...
Fuck they always have the worst And most offensive ads ever. And Laura, you high five, I click my heels n_n
I don’t high five after eating anything… at all. Except for maybe ice cream, but only if I’m with Danelle.
If you high-five after eating a hamburger you a.) give away high-fives too freely and b.) are most likely a gigantic...
Who the fuck high fives you for eating hardies? I mean seriously? Who the fuck can choke down their awful food?
^^I was thinking the same thing. I’ve never seen ANYONE high five after eating a hamburger of any size/make. Wtf.
Nobody in their right mind really high fives you after slamming down all of that protein, especially animal protein.
People with various cancers or heart disease whose doctors have instructed them to stop eating red meat might. What a...
I’d probably high five tofu! I don’t think I’ve ever high fived a burger